Press "A" Reviews

- Reviewed on  Switch  - PowerWash Simulator released on  July 14th, 2022. Developed by FuturLab, PowerWash Simulator is exactly what it says on the tin — a game about cleaning stuff with a power washer.  But don’t let that simple premise fool you; it’s surprisingly fun, smooth, and oddly stress-relieving.  I jumped in on the Switch, and despite a few bumps, I found myself hooked on this oddly satisfying little indie gem. This review WILL have  Major Spoilers  so keep that in mind before continuing... The game’s core loop is simple: you power wash dirt, grime, and all sorts of gunk off buildings, vehicles, and outdoor objects.  You start small and progress to bigger, more complex jobs that require tools like ladders, scaffolding, and stools.  These tools can be moved and rotated to reach tricky spots, though the grid-based placement system can be a bit wonky and frustrating at times. One huge downside for me? No split-screen multiplayer. This...

- Reviewed on PS3 - Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception released on November 1st, 2011.  Developed once again by the legends at Naughty Dog, this third installment in the iconic action-adventure series had some big shoes to fill after the greatness of Among Thieves.  And while Uncharted 3 doesn't completely reinvent the formula, it definitely sharpens its tools and delivers some unforgettable highs—along with one of the most personal and emotional storylines in the trilogy so far. This review WILL have Major Spoilers so keep that in mind before continuing... This time around, Nate and Sully are on the trail of Sir Francis Drake’s secret mission from Queen Elizabeth I—and what starts as a treasure hunt quickly spirals into a psychological deep-dive into Nate’s past, his obsessions, and what he’s willing to risk finding the truth. We get glimpses into Nate’s childhood, his first encounter with Sully, and more layers to their father-son-like bond.  Uncharted 3 really pushes the...

- Reviewed on Switch - SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patrick Star Game released on October 4th, 2024. Developed by PHL Collective, this title had me curious the moment I saw it announced.  The marketing leaned hard into its absurdity, and let’s be real, any game where Patrick Star is the lead character? I'm in. At least, I thought I was... As someone who’s been a lifelong fan of the SpongeBob universe, I couldn’t help but pick this up the moment it went on sale. Unfortunately, The Patrick Star Game left me more confused than laughing. This review WILL have Major Spoilers so keep that in mind before continuing... Let’s start with what works, because there are some genuinely fun moments in here. The humor is classic Nickelodeon. From the goofy lines Patrick blurts out at random, to Squidward being roped into weird jobs he wants nothing to do with, every character sounds and feels like they stepped straight out of an episode....